Cheers:
Softball Funnies:
Q: Why was the piano tuner hired to play on the softball team?
A: Because she had perfect pitch.
Submitted by: Amanda Muller
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Q: Why did the softball fan take his car to the game?
A: He heard it was a long drive to center field.
Submitted by: Jessica Muller
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(lead)Down in the church and in the cemetery(repeated by rest of team),(lead)That's when the other team is gunna get barried(repeated by rest of team),(lead)15 miles, a million feet under(repeated by rest of team),(lead)When we hit we hit like thunder(repeated by rest of team),(whole team altogether)Thunder thunderation,we're the best in all the nation!
Submitted by: By: Alyssa Muller
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Hey you on two wiggle wiggle wiggle
Hey you on three be a bumble bee
Hey you on one lets run run run run
Go team go team go
Submitted by: Amy Collins
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We wanna single
Just a little single
S I N
G L E
single single single
Submitted by: Unknown
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Lemon lime
Tooty friuty
Come on girls kick their botty
Kick them high
Kick them low
Kick them in their uh-oh!
Submitted by: Unknown
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Leader: My name is _______ and you know what I got?
Team: What do you got?
Leader: I got a team that’s hotter than hot
Team: How hot is hot?
Leader: Grand slams and homeruns too
Team: uh uh
Leader: We’re gonna beat the whoopsies out of you
Team: Alright ok