Softball Fun

Updated Tuesday April 21, 2015 by Sandy Muller.

Softball Fun

 
 

Softball Funnies:
 

Q: Why was the piano tuner hired to play on the softball team?

A: Because she had perfect pitch.

Submitted by:  Amanda Muller
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Q: Why did the softball fan take his car to the game?

A: He heard it was a long drive to center field.

Submitted by:  Jessica Muller
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3-2 pitcher whatcha going to do?
your going to walk walk walk the batter walk walk the batter.


Submitted by: : Katlyn dolan

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We will rock you down shake you up then a volcano will erupt we are the (color your team is) here to stay we will rock you night and day sing it we will we will rock you!!!!

Submitted by: : Katlyn dolan

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(lead)Down in the church and in the cemetery(repeated by rest of team),(lead)That's when the other team is gunna get barried(repeated by rest of team),(lead)15 miles, a million feet under(repeated by rest of team),(lead)When we hit we hit like thunder(repeated by rest of team),(whole team altogether)Thunder thunderation,we're the best in all the nation!


Submitted by: By: Alyssa Muller

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Hey you on two wiggle wiggle wiggle
Hey you on three be a bumble bee
Hey you on one lets run run run run
Go team go team go


Submitted by: Amy Collins

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We wanna single
Just a little single
S I N
G L E
single single single


Submitted by: Unknown

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Lemon lime
Tooty friuty
Come on girls kick their botty
Kick them high
Kick them low
Kick them in their uh-oh!


Submitted by: Unknown

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Leader: My name is _______ and you know what I got?
Team: What do you got?
Leader: I got a team that’s hotter than hot
Team: How hot is hot?
Leader: Grand slams and homeruns too

Team: uh uh
Leader: We’re gonna beat the whoopsies out of you
Team: Alright ok


Submitted by:  Alyssa Muller
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